Parking

Parking a car. You'd think it's something most people with a license can do, but no. You dumbasses are doing it wrong.

Those white lines are there for a reason. USE THEM. They are direct guidelines on where to park, not suggestions. If you park too close to the other cars, don't act so surprised when your car gets keyed. You deserve it, bitch. If you park over the line, I will get a brush guard and hit the shit out of your damn car, and I won't leave a "I'm sorry" note.

Now let's talk about parallel parking. Most of you shouldn't even attempt to do it, because, let's face it, you can't, and never will be able to. Probably because you're a female. Take your ass back to driver's ed and practice with some damn cones.

If you can't park a car properly, you're a dumbass. Don't drive. Better get used to public transportation because that's the only wheels your ass should be riding around in. Fix it. Good luck.