In the Laundry Room

Let's talk about the laundry room. Again, something that is oh so common, but you're doing it wrong you dumbasses. Whether you share the space with  family, a roommate, several roommates, or a significant other, there are several key issues you need to focus on.

Now I'm sure most of you understand how the washer works. You put the detergent and clothes in and hit some button that starts the cycle. If you've never done your own laundry, just stop reading. There's no hope for you. Dammit. You're destined to forever fail at life. But for those of you who do, do you not understand the concept of taking your damn clothes out of the washer once they're done? Other people need the washer too, you bitch. You're not the only one who likes clean clothes.

Here's the most important thing. CLEAN OUT THE DRYER VENT. Do you want to burn the house down? Then clean out the damn vent.

Lastly, the same concept for the washer applies to the dryer as well. Take your ugly ass clothes out of the damn dryer so other people can dry their clothes. And make sure you get everything out. Look around...carefully. Do you want other people pulling out your lost skivvies when they take out their clothes? No. I don't want to see your underwear.

If you do any of the things I have mentioned, you're doing it wrong, and you're a dumbass. Better go get yourself a washboard and a clothes line, because that's the only way you're going to be doing your damn laundry. Fix it. Good luck to you all.